Is it Friday yet?

The class know-it-all called the little words “trash” within the first ten minutes of class.  Miss ‘I am going to draw pictures instead of listening so that the teacher has to confiscate my notebook.’

“In your notebook, use little words to make ‘bear sat Mom’ into a sentence!”

“Teacher!” she had to say then, “My notebook, please.”

Child, where is the mother fucking verb in your sentence?  You have to earn elliptical verbs, which one does not do by insulting whole parts of speech.


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