A funny story from the world of home improvement retail.
An old Italian lady, with a heavy accent, walks into the store and wants to know if the man knows about clogs and toilet pipes. He does.
So she’s been taking this barium stuff for some medical procedure. “Do you know if that makes your poop hard?”
“No, ma’am, I wouldn’t know anything about that.”
She asks because when she reached her hand down there what she felt was just like a rock.
“Ma’am. Don’t put your hand down there.” Use less toilet paper, he advises. Don’t use Charmin.
Oh, well, that’s not a problem, that goes in a brown paper bag beside the can.