I can’t leave the story of the little man and his erection incomplete: he had nothing to do with making tea. Apparently he and his brother came with the tea set. If you submerge him, he fills with water via his wee-wee. Then if you pour hot water on his head while he is sitting in the middle of the living room floor, he can pee up to two meters. That’s what they said. More like two feet, though. I’m sure this has something to do with high and low pressure, but don’t ask me what.