Mom called on the occasion of having the stomach tube taken out. I told her how they only have me teaching seven hours a week while I’m at school seven hours a day. So by the time I get home, I’ve read everything on the internet and then what do I do?
It’s been a week post-op and she’s been playing solitaire on her PDA. She said, “You’re just like me. Except you don’t have to carry around your pee.”