[2nd update]

It’s important to stay abreast of the news at home.
[2nd update]: Crack puppy OK, under veterinary care.
Re:  Duquesne basketball players, hadn’t gotten to Monday yet.
[Updated, since it's now Sunday in Pittsburgh]
Officers who stopped a car at a DUI checkpoint around 2 a.m. yesterday arrested its driver for attempting to hide crack cocaine by feeding it to a [...]

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I’m creating a category for these.

Local news: A stray cat causes man to accidentally staple gun the back of his neighbor's head. (Complete with footage of the man's stapled head.)
Addendum: I misunderstood the teaser–apparently the neighbor went after the cat with a shot gun and the staples were medical.

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oh, local news.

What I did not watch on television this evening: the news story following the teaser “Tune in at 11 for how a weedwacker left seven families homeless.” Cue woman with baby crying. Why, Pittsburgh?

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