Today PMS, tomorrow the world

Why the female hormones are so unfair: At 8 this morning, I thought it was such a pity that in the digital age you can’t really set your work on fire, and by 5 I’m like “I love Stoneyfield brand strawberry probiotic super smoothe—so much!” And thinking about what shoes to wear tomorrow.

I go to Bolivia in 1 weeeeeek. I hadn’t even thought about how to take money with me before this afternoon. That seems like an oversight.

I’m buying a certain someone gelato tonight to make up for being a crab.

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